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can i just say i really hope Doctor Who survives to see its 100th anniversary?
Can you imagine those of us who may still be alive? We may break a hip from all the excitement.
(awesome Silence in the Library gif by nochancemartian)

why is being alive so expensive
You spelled “suck” wrong.
???????????????????????????????
i literally can’t even tell what you’re trying to say
- why is being alive so suck
- why is being alive suck
- why is suck
- suck is being alive so expensive
- why suck so expensive
?????
what the fuck is going on
i was a good student until the crushing weight of reality shattered my hope for the future

If you think abortions ok, remember what Horton says.
And then remember Dr.Seuss was pro-choice.
And Horton Hears A Who was about the treatment of Japan after World War II. Horton represents the Republican Party who in charge at the time, the Whos are Japan, Vlad is Russia, the Wickershams are Britian and Sour Kangaroo is…… Australia, obviously
Also, bear in mind that when he was alive, Geisel sued a pro-life group for using his words on their stationery.
llnz:
what if in between every class period instead of a bell it was one of the hannah montana transitions like “oh oh yeah oh oh ooh wooahhh” and on the way to lunch its like “yeah YEAH” and to chemistry its “oh oh woah oh woah woah”
Is it bad that I knew every sound you typed?
Dear Sherlock Fandom,
Can we borrow a blanket?
Sincerely,
the Supernatural FandomDear Supernatural Fandom,
Do you need some tea too? Mrs. Hudson makes a mean cuppa.
Sincerely,
The Sherlock FandomDear Sherlock Fandom,
Can we borrow the blanket after them on Saturday?
Sincerely,
The Doctor Who fandom
Turquoise is the best colour in the world.
It’s cyantifically proven.you fucking didnt
COLOUR
PUNS
I red that and now I feel violeted. I’m indigonant.
Turquoise is the best colour?? Psht, that’s just a pigment of your imagination.
you little shits.
Wait the last thing Cas heard as angel was Dean calling his full name
I don’t know if that is beautiful or heart wrenchingly sad
that means the first thing Cas did as an angel was scream Dean’s name
and the last thing he did as an angel was listen as Dean screamed back
nO, no no no no NO NO NO
nope
WHEN YOUR FAVORITE CHARACTER DIES AND YOU JUST HOPE THAT THEY’LL COME BACK BUT THEY NEVER DO AND YOU JUST KEEP LYING TO YOURSELF AND TELLING YOURSELF THEY’LL COME BACK








